4 Great Books. One Low Price.
I’m so excited to share Misfits of Carnt with you that I included all the books so far in the deal. If you’re ready to jump in, I’m not going to make you scroll just to get the deal, there is a button below. You can also get them in paperback. But I imagine you want to know more before you buy. Check out the sample or keep scrolling to find out more.
Why People Love Misfits of Carnt:
It has a unique magic system and compelling characters:
“I ADORE the magic system in this series. I’m not going to spoil it, but the inappropriateness is HILARIOUS!” Amazon Reader Review.
“I love the characters. They’re funny, relatable, and your typical high school teens. I think my favorite character might be Tim, since I always like the nerdy kids. But then, each character is fun in its own way, and each has a personality and background.” HL Bernabe’s blog.
“What makes it even better is that the characters have matured and evolved. They still have their own little idiosyncrasies and self doubts but these make them much more relatable.” Amazon Reader Review.
It’s funny:
“This book is just fun. If you like fantasy and comedy, this is the book to read/listen to.” Audible Listener Review.
“I would recommend it to a fantasy freak that just wants something silly to pass the time.” Amazon Customer Review.
“This was SO much fun to read and I nearly spat out my tea on a few occasions!” Amazon Customer Review.
People want to read more:
“Next book, Next Book, and yes, Next book!” Amazon Customer Review.
“I’ve no choice but to wait patiently for [the next book] to come out.” Amazon Customer Review.
Did people really say all that?
All the review quotes were taken from Amazon. You can buy the series from Amazon, but you’ll get a much better deal here.
Hey! You haven’t given me a synopsis yet!
Necromantic rituals, murderous ogres, battle-scarred rangers: not a typical Saturday detention for unsuspecting teaching assistant Petra and her delinquent teen charges.
The Beaverton High School Breakfast Club show up for what they thought would be cleaning the locker room with a toothbrush when the morning goes horribly wrong, and they fall victim to a deadly, dark spell.
Some jerkwad moon mage shoves the consciousness of Petra’s three-year-old into the body of a musclebound barbarian, and she is transformed into a halfling. The kids get stuck as a cleric, fire mage, and other stalwarts of your typical fantasy gaming party.
Now they must quest through a land of pissed-off warriors, angry giants, a pompous vampire, and a necromancer out to kill Petra and her child.
Despite being in a world where everything threatens to shuffle off her mortal coil, the hardest part is convincing a hulked-out man that the battle axe is not a toy, the undead are not cuddly, and he should use the potty.
Enter an exciting world for one low price for a limited time only. If you prefer hardbacks, I’m offering a hardback bundle too.
