Norman Reedus, who plays Daryl on The Walking Dead, really needs his own Internet meme. So here are reasons why Daryl is way cooler than Chuck Norris:
1. Chuck Norris can kill a man with his fist. Daryl can kill a man from fifty feet away with a cool stare.
2. Chuck Norris may have any lady. But face it, the ladies don’t want a man to pick them like they are a meatmarket product. They want a man that is emotionally distanced. Daryl won’t let anyone in so he’s a hard man to love. Ladies love that shit!
3. Chuck Norris only has fists. Daryl as a crossbow. Punching out undead. Usually not the best choice. Crossbow. Silent and doesn’t alert the other undead.
4. Chuck Norris may be able kick ass all day and make love all night. Daryl can track all day. Kick ass all night. Then emotionally distance himself making himself way more desirable than a “hit and quit it” guy.
5. Chuck Norris is a beat stick. The only stick you’ll see from Daryl is the arrow sticking from your chest.
6. When he was a child, Daryl survived in the wild for nine days on his own. Chuck Norris grew up in Torrance, California.
7. Chuck Norris survived “The Forgotten War”. Daryl survived the zombie apocalypse.
8. Chuck Norris doesn’t give up on his students like Priscilla Presley. Daryl spent days in the zombie infested wild searching for a girl he didn’t even know that well.
9. Chuck Norris wrote a book called The Secret Power Within: Zen Solutions to Real Problems. Daryl solutions to problems involve a crossbow.
10. Daryl Versus Chuck Norris. Chuck wouldn’t make it a foot before taking a crossbow to the face.
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