Bunny Droppings – Page 2

Tactical Shopping

From the Bunny Droppings Files: Holiday shopping is easier with a bazooka. Rather than wait in a super large line of traffic for a parking space to open up in Egypt, the simple solution is blow up the cars and make your own damn parking. Or you can always take the risk and park inContinue reading “Tactical Shopping”

Fantasy’s Fantasy Worlds

From the Bunny Droppings Files: I’ve always wondered if demons in an alternate dimension played role-playing games about people living in our world… Bellorfaus: I turn down the ally to lose the cop. Granorak: You’ll need to pass a drive check. Bellorfaus: I don’t have the drive skill. Can’t I make dexterity check? Nifflandik: HumansContinue reading “Fantasy’s Fantasy Worlds”

25 Fun Cult Ideas

1. Shave your head and sing hymns about household cleaning products. Build a temple. 2. Worship Jehovah’s Witnesses and give them fliers to join your Jehovah’s Witnesses Missionary cult. 3. Teen boy band cult. “We always thought he had too many posters in his room.” 4. Eleanor Rigby cult, only to secure yet another Netflix BeatlesContinue reading “25 Fun Cult Ideas”

Random Conversation

From the Bunny Droppings files: Now a random conversation from when I worked in a call center: Client: It sounds like you are eating lunch. Me: I am. Client: What? Me: Crunch N’ Munch. Lunch of champions. Client: And that’s why your not Micheal Jordon. Me: Celebrities advertise for food they probably never eat. ParisContinue reading “Random Conversation”

Waxwork II: Lost in Stupid

From the Bunny Droppings Files: I watched the leatherman of bad movies. This movie is the all purpose, multi use, universal bad movie. It was bad sci-fi, horror, and comedy wrapped into one. The best part is it featured the acting talent of Bruce Campbell, Marina Sirtis, Drew Barrymore, and that guy that starred inContinue reading “Waxwork II: Lost in Stupid”