The government seems to be really concerned with this budget thing. The solution to all the US money troubles is really easy. We can invade a small country with a wealthy resource. Right now, the US military is pretty much the best in the whole world. We can take out a terrorist leader reading aContinue reading “The Case for Invading Jamaica”
Category Archives: Politics
7 Reasons to Support the Government Shutdown
People are going crazy about the government shut down like it will be a bad thing but I always like to stay positive. So here are some good things about the government shut down: 1. All those families with seventeen children who use up food stamps will just die off when their EBT cards fail. TheyContinue reading “7 Reasons to Support the Government Shutdown”
Where’s the Third Fucking Option?
I am finally going to weigh in on gun control. Generally speaking, I try to stay away from a topic until I have a solid opinion. When I think about the polarized options, each are absurd. Hippy wonderland can’t exist because one power hungry dude with a chain gun will end the hippy love fest.Continue reading “Where’s the Third Fucking Option?”
Therapy in Prison (Not The Rapey)
I am not really a vengeful person. I don’t really see the point of punishing criminals. I am not saying we should hand out some “Get Out of Jail Free” cards: Parole Officer: You’ve stabbed thirteen inmates, run the in-house drug smuggling, and raped 53 including the warden. What makes you think you’ll ever see the light ofContinue reading “Therapy in Prison (Not The Rapey)”
My Biggest Loser Moment (Without Cake)
I recently read an article about a 15-year-old girl inventing a flashlight powered by the heat from your body. Back when I was 15, I was more worried about finding a hit of acid or if this really cute girl who was way out of my league liked me. Of course looking back at thoseContinue reading “My Biggest Loser Moment (Without Cake)”
Time Burrito 