Television – Time Burrito

My Biggest Loser Moment (Without Cake)

I recently read an article about a 15-year-old girl inventing a flashlight powered by the heat from your body. Back when I was 15, I was more worried about finding a hit of acid or if this really cute girl who was way out of my league liked me. Of course looking back at thoseContinue reading “My Biggest Loser Moment (Without Cake)”

D&D

This week I give you the comedy of a web series my friends are making (I remember the days spent playing this game):

15 Ways to Keep The Bachelorette Real

I like watching The Bachelorette for the same reasons that people probably watch COPS. People on a collision course with disaster created from their own poor life choices are entertainment. At least with COPS, there is a sense of honesty. The bad boys never really involve themselves in the illusion of reality like on The Bachelorette.Continue reading “15 Ways to Keep The Bachelorette Real”

The Dead Art of Channel Surfing

I am going to Ireland this weekend. So this blog will be put on hold for a while. Last time I went to Europe, I wrote a piece about how to get kicked out of Europe. For Ireland, I figure I’d write about something I won’t being doing while I am there-watching TV. With HuluContinue reading “The Dead Art of Channel Surfing”

Daryl Kicks the Crap Out of Chuck Norris

Norman Reedus, who plays Daryl on The Walking Dead, really needs his own Internet meme. So here are reasons why Daryl is way cooler than Chuck Norris: 1. Chuck Norris can kill a man with his fist. Daryl can kill a man from fifty feet away with a cool stare. 2. Chuck Norris may have any lady.Continue reading “Daryl Kicks the Crap Out of Chuck Norris”