I have an addiction. It’s not easy for me to admit but I want to do so in front of my family and friends. I’m watching The Bachelor. Seek help. Check into a clinic. I know. But you see, I can quit anytime. Like I have been for the last couple of seasons. *Sob* I’mContinue reading “The Under Analyst”
Category Archives: Television
WWMPD?
My wife and I finished watching the entirety of the X-Files. One episode featured shirtless Mitch Pileggi, who was surprisingly buff underneath the doofy balding boss exterior. His character, Skinner, was that fifties-nerd-looking-character, while sans shirt, who became a Vin Diesel type action hero, with plenty of chest hair. Bear in mind that the shavenContinue reading “WWMPD?”
Ideas That Won’t Change the Clothing Industry
Does fiction mimic reality? Or does reality mimic fiction? The lines are increasingly blurred in what I like to call the fantasy driven reality. My wife and I recently watched an episode of the The Next Generation where Moriarty tricks Picard into believing a holodeck simulation is real. For those of you whom avoid literatureContinue reading “Ideas That Won’t Change the Clothing Industry”
Why We Are Not Allowed to Leave Earth
From the Bunny Droppings Files: I recently discovered that there is a version of the Harry Potter books in ancient Greek. I think this is further proof of an alien conspiracy. Allow me to elaborate. There are only two groups of humans that use ancient Greek in their day to day lives, beer guzzling fratContinue reading “Why We Are Not Allowed to Leave Earth”
15 TV Pilot Failures
From the Bunny Droppings files: 1. CSI Leave It to Beaver – The first episode involved a lot of a vomiting from the Beave and Wally. Eventually, Wally downward spiraled into heroin addiction. 2. V: North Korea – The Aliens began worshiping the Kim Jong-Il like a god and wondered what the hell happened? TheyContinue reading “15 TV Pilot Failures”
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