I’m excited to announce that Orcs in Portland and Other Social Justice Issues is coming to audiobook narrated by the talented Rebecca Woods. If you haven’t had the chance to listen to this series on audiobook, I highly recommend it. Not only had she elevated it to a whole new level, but comedy is also best experienced with a friend.
Next time you’re driving with your pals or want to share some entertainment, pull up your favorite chapter and get others to listen. Trust me, comedy is infectious. Having done a fair number of live sketch comedy shows, I can guarantee you that the hilarity of the show was directly related to the size of the audience. A show with a packed crowd would have them laughing and the same show with a sparse amount of people would tank.
There is a reason why Saturday Night Live and just about every show does it in front of a live audience. With the group of people laughing, it’s easier a home for the audience to laugh. It’s a social phenomenon. As a writer and performer of comedy, I could always tell if an audience enjoyed what I did. Unlike a drama, where a blank stare could mean anything, comedy is easy to judge with laughter.
So set your calendars for March 19th because that’s when Orcs in Portland will be out on audio. Hopefully, your St. Patty’s day hangovers will all be cured then.
Orcs invading Portland, a warg in the janitor’s closet, black ooze dissolving the gym teacher: a typical day for the students of Beaverton High and their fearless teaching assistant.
Petra thought working for her old high school was the worst thing that could happen to her—until a magical disease infected her son.
Meanwhile, the Barbarians Breakfast Club faces creatures invading their high school and murdering their classmates and principal. Okay, so maybe the latter isn’t that bad.
The phenomena intensify, and soon, it is not just the high school that’s infested with murderous creatures. So, our hapless heroes must seek aid from old allies and enemies.
Find out if Portland can survive in the second Misfits of Carnt novel.
Necromantic rituals, murderous ogres, battle-scarred rangers: not a typical Saturday detention for unsuspecting teaching assistant Petra and her delinquent teen charges.
The Beaverton High School Breakfast Club show up for what they thought would be cleaning the locker room with a toothbrush when the morning goes horribly wrong, and they fall victim to a deadly, dark spell.
Some jerkwad moon mage shoves the consciousness of Petra’s three-year-old into the body of a musclebound barbarian, and she is transformed into a halfling.
The kids get stuck as a cleric, fire mage, and other stalwarts of your typical fantasy gaming party.
Now they must quest through a land of pissed-off warriors, angry giants, a pompous vampire, and a necromancer out to kill Petra and her child.
Despite being in a world where everything threatens to shuffle off her mortal coil, the hardest part is convincing a hulked-out man that the battle axe is not a toy, the undead are not cuddly, and he should use the potty.