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Time Burrito
With great burrito comes great responsibility.
Pete’s food truck at the University of New Mexico isn’t going well. Seniors dare freshman to eat his burritos. Frats use them for pledges and pranks. Rumors fly around campus that they are chupacabra ground up with rat.
Pete needs a change, and it comes in the form of a physics experiment gone awry. After being sucked into the past, he stumbles across an ingredient that goes great in one of his creations.
First, there was Marty McFly. Then there was Bill and Ted. And now Pete—
The Bison Agenda: A Time Burrito Thriller
Clara has it all, a swanky new job, a hot robot babe, and even a time machine.
Paradise all comes crashing down when she realizes her ticket to the future was stolen. She wakes up in a world that has been reshaped by the whim of a time traveler with a strange obsession with bison and chicken wings.
Now she has to fix the timeline, or everyone she knows and loves will be wiped from existence.
There’s also a lot of flightless birds.
Find out how it all fits together in The Bison Agenda, the not anticipated sequel of Time Burrito.
The Boy King of Carradine: A Time Burrito Interlude
The Holy Church of Dave has mocked Zeb all his life for the silly notion that the almighty Dave was once a man. Determined to prove them wrong, he finds the DNA of the savior.
The resurrection of his lord turns out to be Pete, and the apostles are the time-traveling pals Clara, Misako and Unk. Now, Zeb and the outta time gang are caught in a holy war between the Davist and Davidite factions.
If the papacy leaders, the Holiest of Holies Chappelle and Schwimmer, don’t see eye to eye about the true meaning of their messiah, they’ll destroy the entire world in the endless, bloody conflict.
Packed full of David references and Boreanaz-style action, don’t miss The Boy King of Carradine, the next novel in the Time Burrito series that’s sure to get you excommunicated in stitches.
An Infinite Number of Exes: A Time Burrito Dystopian Disaster
Clara can either save the world or her wife, an impossible choice.
Against her better judgment, Clara manipulates the timeline to save Misako. She screws everything up, and an evil dictator invades Albuquerque with killer robots with friendly murderous dispositions.
Now Clara has to fix the timeline, save her wife, and make sure her friends do not die in the process.
Find out how it plays out and buy the fourth Time Burrito novel today!
Time Burrito 5: The Fifth Book!
A Steamer Duck is back for more mayhem. The Church of David acolyte comes with a dire warning. Even Clara 543k, who once tried to murder the universe, escapes her prison outside of time and space.
The entirety of existence is collapsing. Luckily, the multiverse has Clara, Pete, Unk, and Misako. Cut to awesome trailer cinematics:
Misako craters the ground when she lands with a cool pose. Clara runs through a bombed-out WWII city dressed as a nurse. Pete is covered in flour, struggling in the kitchen, near death. Unk, in disco whites, roller skates up to a mob boss.
Announcer: Time Burrito 5: The Fifth Book! Come on…are you serious? They already know it’s the fifth one!
Author: Just keep reading. It’ll be cool.
Announcer: Time Burrito 5: The Fifth Book! Coming to an eReader near you after you hit that purchase button.
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