Whimsical Death and Other Pirating Dangers (Misfits of Carnt Book 5) Hardback

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Get the fifth Misfits of Carnt novel in 6×9 hardback.

Being king at the end of the world is mostly settling arguments about pigs.

Earth and the fantasy realm of Carnt have crashed together, and it’s going about as well as you’d expect. Portland is the last working capital in America. Portals run like the bus. The ren faire nerds are the only people thriving. And Petra, a former teen mom from Beaverton, now rules the kingdom of Traldalor. (King, not queen. She’s firm on that.)

Then things get weird.

Something beneath the Pacific is swallowing cruise ships whole. The royal giant bees refuse to fly past an invisible line in the sea, and that line creeps closer every day. And Jack, the water wizard who sings his spells, has been kidnapped by pirates who’d like him to sink ships for them.

Oh, and the President of the United States is undead. Jenny, the Misfits’ least trustworthy frenemy, swears it’s an improvement. The President, for his part, agrees.

The Misfits are scattered across two worlds, two oceans, and several very bad decisions. To survive, they’ll need swords, spells, one golden assault rifle, and a lot of Bette Midler.

But what’s really out there in the deep, and why is it headed straight for them?

Whimsical Death and Other Pirating Dangers is book five of The Misfits of Carnt, Aaron Frale’s humorous fantasy series about a band of Portland misfits caught between Earth and a sword-and-sorcery realm. Packed with pirates, sea monsters, singing water magic, and plenty of laughs, this 6×9 hardback is perfect for fans of comedic fantasy, portal fantasy, and fantasy parody.

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