When a Bell Rings, an Elf Gets His Glock

I’m sure many of you need a little cheer in your life right about now. What better way to spend your lockdown than reading about an Elf who waterboards for Santa? In my next free book to help you get through the times were are living in, enjoy Xmas Elf. Also, Cacophony (Tuners book 3)Continue reading “When a Bell Rings, an Elf Gets His Glock”

Xmas Elf Only 99 Cents

Get Xmas Elf: Secret Agent for 99 cents from now till 12/1/18 (US and UK only). That’s not all, Time Burrito will also only be 99 cents too! Why fight the holiday crowds when you can buy everyone you know a kooky Christmas caper for a buck? Amazon has a buy for others button. All you needContinue reading “Xmas Elf Only 99 Cents”

Christmas Needs an Enema.

Get Xmas Elf: Secret Agent today! The combination of comedy and adventure make it a perfect gift for that office party or for friends and family. Put a smile on their face when they see this season’s most ridiculous holiday story. The paperback will qualify for Amazon Prime shipping, so you know you’ll get it in time for Christmas.Continue reading “Christmas Needs an Enema.”

Christmas Is Here

And we all know the old adage “Every time a bell rings, an elf gets his Glock.” This Christmas, get ready for a comedic romp through the underbelly of the holiday season where one elf learns that killing and torturing isn’t the only way to solve a problem. It will be available in paperback, audiobook, andContinue reading “Christmas Is Here”