The government seems to be really concerned with this budget thing. The solution to all the US money troubles is really easy. We can invade a small country with a wealthy resource. Right now, the US military is pretty much the best in the whole world. We can take out a terrorist leader reading aContinue reading “The Case for Invading Jamaica”
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The Government Shutdown
Day 1 – The government shut down today and unfortunately, I was still inside when it happened. My name was Russell and I was a low-level paperwork pusher. You’d figure in 2013, where you can pay for Starbucks with a smart phone, the government wouldn’t really need paperwork. Much less the sheer volumeContinue reading “The Government Shutdown”
7 Reasons to Support the Government Shutdown
People are going crazy about the government shut down like it will be a bad thing but I always like to stay positive. So here are some good things about the government shut down: 1. All those families with seventeen children who use up food stamps will just die off when their EBT cards fail. TheyContinue reading “7 Reasons to Support the Government Shutdown”
Therapy in Prison (Not The Rapey)
I am not really a vengeful person. I don’t really see the point of punishing criminals. I am not saying we should hand out some “Get Out of Jail Free” cards: Parole Officer: You’ve stabbed thirteen inmates, run the in-house drug smuggling, and raped 53 including the warden. What makes you think you’ll ever see the light ofContinue reading “Therapy in Prison (Not The Rapey)”
Excuse Me. Waiter. There’s Religion in my Schools…
I realize that if you read my blog regularly, you’d probably be under the misconception that I’m against Christianity. But affiliating oneself with a religion doesn’t really bother me. It’s when people use religion to disguise awful behavior that irritates me. For example, when a person monologues about why gay people shouldn’t be allowedContinue reading “Excuse Me. Waiter. There’s Religion in my Schools…”
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