Christmas Needs an Enema.

Get Xmas Elf: Secret Agent today! The combination of comedy and adventure make it a perfect gift for that office party or for friends and family. Put a smile on their face when they see this season’s most ridiculous holiday story. The paperback will qualify for Amazon Prime shipping, so you know you’ll get it in time for Christmas.Continue reading “Christmas Needs an Enema.”

Happy End of the World Holidays

I usually take the month of December off from blogging. Due to some special Spiral related projects, my month will start now. I also always leave you with some catchy phrase you can cut and paste into your Christmas emails: “Santa scares me. That creep watches me while I’m sleeping. He knows when I’m awake! SoContinue reading “Happy End of the World Holidays”