Whoever said that you can’t train cats obviously didn’t have a year of free time and at least eight hours for their cats. I have a officially toilet trained my cats Darla and Ezri (yes, we are that nerdy). Since they are one-year-olds, I am hoping for at least 19 years of kitty litter-free living.Continue reading “The Cat Toilet Training Days”
Category Archives: Pets
10 Ways to Escape Jury Duty
Here are some fun ways to get out of jury duty… and probably spend some time in prison. 1. Claim that you are an alien observer from the nearest life supporting star system. When they remove you from court, threaten to write “unremarkable” on your report. 2. Tell them you are from a terrorist cellContinue reading “10 Ways to Escape Jury Duty”
Moving Day
I helped move Babcia (Polish for grandmother) out of the old folks home yesterday. She will be living with my aunt in Colorado. While we were taking some items out to the parking lot, my wife, Uncle, and I saw a Chihuahua running around the parking lot yipping at us. This parking lot had desertContinue reading “Moving Day”
Return of the Kitten
The cats are finally safely back in Maine. Only the expected amount of hi-jinks ensued. For those of you reading regularly about the saga of the kitties, you’ll know about the incredible amount of work and effort involved to prepare a kitty for flight whom thinks the cat carrier is a gas chamber. The anti-anxietyContinue reading “Return of the Kitten”
Kitten Pharmacuticals
This week on the Kitten and the Restless… Kit Furcoat purrs her way into the Paws Club but not before Henrik Fuzzington confronts her about her long lost brother, Mewvius Furcoat. He was lost in the Amazon river basin with Jed Whiskerly, Xing Mew, and Catherine St. PurrMewSniff. Meanwhile, the mafia boss Scratch Biting andContinue reading “Kitten Pharmacuticals”
Time Burrito 