A humorous, time-warped adventure where a struggling chef’s dream of the perfect burrito takes him on a wild ride across bizarre realms. With cavemen, robots, and a shady professor on his tail, Pete must whip up more than just a meal to save his future!
Ever wondered what happens when a down-on-his-luck chef, obsessed with the perfect breakfast burrito, stumbles into a portal that spits him into bizarre worlds?
Pete finds himself dodging cavemen, outsmarting talking robots, and battling a professor with a burrito empire—all while learning that sometimes the ingredients for success are found in the most unexpected places.
Amid time-warped mishaps and quirky culinary showdowns, the stakes grow higher than Pete’s secret salsa recipe, leaving him to wonder: Can his love for food save him from fate’s unpredictable menu?
Is the series any good?
Don’t take my word for it! Check out the reviews on Amazon! (But you’ll get them cheaper if you buy them direct from me for only $12 and I’m not going to make you scroll to get the deal!)
Can I get them elsewhere?
Yep, they’re on any store where digital books are sold (including your local library ebook app). I compiled a list of the most common stores. I even got a deal for all five paperbacks.
Still not convinced?
I’ll give you the first one for free in exchange for your email address. You can leave my mailing list at any time, but I send silly emails. Who doesn’t want a weekly dose of humor delivered to their inbox?
With great burrito comes great responsibility.
Pete’s food truck at the University of New Mexico isn’t going well. Pete needs a change, and it comes in the form of a physics experiment gone awry. After being sucked into the past, he stumbles across an ingredient that goes great in one of his creations.
First, there was Marty McFly. Then there was Bill and Ted. And now Pete—
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Clara has it all, a swanky new job, a hot robot babe, and even a time machine.
Paradise all comes crashing down when she realizes her ticket to the future was stolen by the whim of a time traveler with a strange obsession with bison.
Now she has to fix the timeline, or everyone she knows and loves will be wiped from existence.
Find out how it all fits together in The Bison Agenda.
The Holy Church of Dave has mocked Zeb all his life for the silly notion that the almighty Dave was once a man.
Turns out it’s Pete, and the apostles are the time-traveling pals Clara, Misako and Unk. Now, Zeb and the outta time gang are caught in a holy war between the Davist and Davidite factions.
Don’t miss The Boy King of Carradine, the third novel in the Time Burrito series that’s sure to get you excommunicated in stitches.
Clara can either save the world or her wife, an impossible choice.
Against her better judgment, Clara manipulates the timeline to save Misako. She screws everything up, and an evil dictator invades Albuquerque with killer robots with friendly murderous dispositions.
Now Clara has to fix the timeline, save her wife, and make sure her friends do not die in the process.
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The entirety of existence is collapsing. Luckily, the multiverse has Clara, Pete, Unk, and Misako. Cut to awesome trailer cinematics:
Misako craters the ground when she lands with a cool pose. Clara runs through a bombed-out WWII city dressed as a nurse. Pete is covered in flour, struggling in the kitchen, near death. Unk, in disco whites, roller skates up to a mob boss.
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